Friday, October 19, 2012
Okay, three debates down and one to go. Let’s talk about them, in no particular
order. I can tell that I don’t see what most
everyone else sees, or at least not through the same lenses. Except for Tuesday night, when it appeared
that Mitt Romney was caught in one glaring factual error and a good bit of attempting
to ride roughshod over the moderator, I scored both of the previous debates as
ties, not as wins for either side. And
even in the latest one I wouldn’t say Romney exactly lost, just that Obama managed to look
feisty and presidential at the same time.
The thing about debates is that they aren’t intended to
bring out the truth, only to test the forensic skills of the adversaries. Anyone who has been in the debate club in
high school—and that includes several of my regular readers—knows that the
object of a debate is to win by being more eloquent and mentally nimble than
the opponent and invoking more alleged facts.
Numbers, quotes, all that shit, it doesn’t really matter as long as it
supports your argument of the moment.
The issue being debated is usually one on which it’s easy to take either position, and good debaters can
switch sides pretty much at will.
Debates don’t prove anything except the facility of the debater for fact-drenching
combined with the occasional zinger.
Having the last word is important, too, just like being the home team in
a baseball game.
A debate in a presidential election year, due to its time
constraints, can’t be about the general political philosophy of each man’s
party, which is really the issue. It
must, perforce, be about which of the two is quicker on his feet with an
argument or a riposte. Party
philosophies are what conventions are for, and what the study of history is
for. Even the most cursory glance at the
history of the Republican Party since the middle of the last century by its own actions in Congress and at the
executive level will tell you that it has generally been opposed to civil
rights, federal regulation of businesses, foreigners, poor people, the protection of the environment, and women and minorities. It stands for nostalgia and the evocation of
an imagined past, and is the party of middle aged and elderly white men who are
afraid they have lost, or might lose, something to somebody else. On the other hand, the Democratic Party (even
more so after its crypto-Confederate southern wing left pretty much en masse during the 60s) has been the
architect and prime mover of such things as workers’ rights, racial equality
and voter rights, the rights of the accused, aid to the poor, aid to students, medical care for the
elderly and infirm, the rights of women (with or without husbands), gay rights,
environmental protection, and a somewhat graduated income tax. Not the Republicans, the Democrats, led by FDR, Truman, Kennedy, Johnson, Carter, Clinton,
and Barack Obama, to the extent they have had like-minded Congresses working
with them. Look at the record. These things are indisputable.
The Republicans are under the direct control of the
wealthiest contingent in the nation, who by themselves don’t have the numbers
to get elected. So they have welcomed
into their midst the selfish, the fearful, and the hateful. I challenge everyone out there who doubts
this to look at friends or acquaintances or relatives who are Republicans. I guarantee
you will be looking at persons who think things used to be better in this
country than they are now, who feel they are losing what they had to people who
are less deserving of it than they are, and who are looking for or have already found somebody, or
something, to blame. There’s a Latin
phrase used in the law to aid in statutory construction, noscitur a sociis, which means “it is known by the company it keeps.” It means you should look at the words and
phrases accompanying the word or phrase you’re trying to interpret or construe,
and that often will tell you what you need to know. When you look at the Republican Party you see
that the company it keeps consists of the bigoted southern white
establishment, religious fundamentalists, northern racists, farmers, hicks, survivalists,
and plutocrats. That is all you need to
know.
Debate about that? Hell no.
You could put Howdy Doody up against Mickey Mouse and I would vote for
whichever of them was the Democrat, just because of the political philosophies
of the two parties. (Which is not to say
that I’m deeply enamored of the Democrats.
They are, sad to say, also the tools of capitalism, just not in as
blatant a way.)
But the debates. In
the first one Obama was criticized for staying too low key. Romney held his head up high, smirked, and
defiantly made shit up as he went along.
“I don’t stand for the things my party stands for, I didn’t say that, I
didn’t mean that, and I’m going to do only good things for all Americans.” Ballsy, and evidently effective, but also untruthful
in the extreme. The fact that Romney’s
nose didn’t grow while he was talking was the most amazing thing about that
debate. Obama (certainly not averse to
shading facts in his favor and ignoring inconvenient truths) was left to be as
dignified as he could without getting too pissed off at his opponent. Why?
Because he knows and must constantly bear the burden of something many
of the rest of us have forgotten in recent years, and that is that nothing is
more subliminally scary to the white American public as an Angry Black Man. It takes us back to our profound national
guilt over the issue of slavery, and our collective fear of punishment for that atrocity. Angry black women we can
marginalize and make fun of (black comedians have made fortunes doing this), but an Angry Black Man is just too unsettling.
After the first debate even the screechers on the liberal
side, chief among them Chris Matthews, were quick to give the victory to
Romney. Alone among the left-leaning
pundits was Al Sharpton (who by the way seems to be getting more wise with every pound he sheds), who in his more intelligent and measured evaluation suggested that some of Romney’s flipflops
on the issues in the debate might be used against him. Sure enough, within a day or two Obama ads
highlighting Romney’s reversals and dissembling during the debate began
to air. One reader of body language,
trotted out by Anderson Cooper or another of those meat puppets, already has nailed
Romney squarely, noting that based on the use of his hands he’s a
finger pointer and an excluder. Which of
course makes him a perfect Republican.
That reminds me of something. Frequently as I work out at my gym I’m
watching several large television screens without the benefit of sound. Occasionally I remember to bring in my
earphones, which I can plug into the elliptical trainer machine to obtain the
sound feed from one of the five or six channels playing in front of me. But most of the time I watch in silence. Maybe because of this I see quite a
bit—from Bill O’Reilly prating, mouth agape like some sort of latter-day
Mussolini, to the self-righteousness of the hardworking detectives and prosecutors on one of the many
doink-doink “Law and Order” reruns, to the action on the playing field of a sporting
event. I’ve come to enjoy the muteness
of it all, and have become something of an amateur student of facial
expressions, which often are more fleeting than any words can be, but more
telling (or so I was told in a book by Malcolm Gladwell). Anyway, whenever I look at a photo or a shot
of Mitt Romney—and I was overwhelmed by this during the first debate when they
continually showed the faces of the two candidates side-by-side on a split
screen—I see in the man’s eyes and the muscles surrounding them several things
that I can’t ignore. The first is
fear. Just plain stark
deer-in-the-headlights terror. The
second is contempt, in the form of condescension. And the third is simply anger. When these things are juxtaposed with the man’s
painted-on smile, they seem even more prominent, and out of place, than
ever. The old saying is that the eyes
are the window to the soul. If that is
so, when I look at Mitt Romney I feel as if I’m looking into an empty space for the soul of a guy who
checked his at the door a long time ago—a man furthermore whose own religion, during its
comparatively short history, has taught him that you can make things up out of
whole cloth and change your mind whenever it’s convenient or expedient to do so. Obama’s eyes seem full of fervor and
sometimes frustration, and occasionally twinkle with humor or self-deprecation, while his
rubber-faced “aw-shucks” grin seems to say that he’s trying hard to be patient
with all manner of idiocy that surrounds him, but that he believes that what he’s
doing is right, even as he’s more than a little upset at his own inability to
have accomplished more. Take a moment to
ponder this, won’t you please? And look
at the faces of the men at least as much as you listen to the words they speak.
The second debate was between the vice presidential
candidates. Journalistic consensus
seemed to have given Joe Biden the edge over Paul Ryan in that one. So everyone said, anyway. What I saw were a couple of genuine goofballs
who couldn’t finish their own sentences.
Even when they weren’t being interrupted by each other they interrupted themselves. If Biden had referred to Israeli Prime
Minister Netanyahu as “Bibi” one more time I would have done an Elvis and shot
my television set if there'd been a gun handy. It was embarrassing, mostly
because it’s no secret that Netanyahu and Obama can’t stand each other, and the
policies of Israel and the U.S. are at
odds in many respects, which is a good thing in my opinion. That debate worried me more than the other
two did, and made me hope that no matter what happens on November 6, there will
be nothing more important for either Biden or Ryan to do for the next four years than to preside over the
Senate and pine for a good five-cent cigar.
Next Monday we’ll be treated to another of these
beauties. Why the president agreed to do
any of this is beyond me. He could
easily have claimed more pressing business and left his opponent to whine about
the fact that he wasn’t willing to square off against him. In hindsight it’s clear that he wouldn’t have
lost as many votes among the undecided.
Which brings us to those pesky undecided voters, the ones
both the Republicans and Democrats seem to be fighting for. Who the hell are these people, who honestly don’t know which of the two
political parties best represents their interests and aspirations? I have friends and acquaintances of both
political stripes and even though I think the right-wingers are dead wrong I
respect the fact that they know their own minds, and will continue to do so
until, under my government, they are lined up against the wall and shot, the guns “belching
in full-throated affirmation,” to borrow a phrase from a poem by my friend Greg
Farnum.
Being undecided is really unforgivable. If
you’re for civil rights and human rights and just about every other right out
there excepting maybe the right to bear arms and get rich off the backs of
other people, the choice should be easy.
If you’re against sharing anything with anyone else, then the choice
should be equally easy. Who then are
these mugwumps who can’t make up their minds?
I’ll tell you who I’m pretty sure they are not. They’re not women. People in the news say that Obama and Romney
are fighting for women’s votes. I just
can’t see it. Women have their minds
made up in this election. If they’re
religiously or socially conservative they are for Romney and if they’re not
they’re for Obama, period. The undecided
are not young people. Most of them can
relate to the inherent hipness of the president, at least compared to his
opponent, and the sincerity he projects when he talks to them. Nor are the undecided African Americans or Latinos. They’re with Obama pretty heavily, except for the Cubans, who also have their minds made up. The undecided are, as far as I can tell, middle aged white men. Less
than a century ago that was just about the entire electorate. Thank God that’s no longer the case, but it’s
interesting that this election may hang in the balance awaiting the decision of
a handful of mindless tools who used to be among the regular, predictable party
stalwarts you could count on to vote one way or the other, depending on their
social status. Today these few undecided
guys seem to have lost their ability to identify with their own innate class
interests. Often they’re working stiffs
who wish they were millionaires and think that by thinking like millionaires they’ll somehow get there (like the poor
saps who take self-help seminars from guys who have made their fortunes taking
money from people who think they have to take seminars to get help). All the while the real millionaires are beckoning
them with one arm while laughing up the other sleeve.
I still predict an Obama win on November 6. The papers are going to make it as much of a
cliffhanger as they can until then, but I think he’ll have the electoral votes,
at least. If not, then we will, to evoke
the words of The Who, have been fooled again.
It won’t be the first or the last time.
In fact, it might be about the twentieth time, considering that there
have been forty-four presidents so far.
If Romney wins, the line that'll fit even better than that of Pete Townshend is from the movie The Usual Suspects, where Kevin Spacey said, “The greatest trick the Devil ever pulled was convincing the world he didn’t exist.”
If Romney wins, the line that'll fit even better than that of Pete Townshend is from the movie The Usual Suspects, where Kevin Spacey said, “The greatest trick the Devil ever pulled was convincing the world he didn’t exist.”
